I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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