i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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