I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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