They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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