oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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