i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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