Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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