all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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