I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
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