butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Randomize
