Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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