i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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