plz talk dirty to me
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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