he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
You peed on a flamingo?!?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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