just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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