I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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