you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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