so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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