He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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