when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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