ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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