it hurts more in the daytime
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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