dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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