You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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