woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Your penis caused this!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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