Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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