I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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