how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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