My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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