its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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