it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
