ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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