i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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