Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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