did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
he was CRYING into my vagina
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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