I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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