How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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