Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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