Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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