She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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