Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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