ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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