You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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