Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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