They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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