You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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