White coat. Heels.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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