Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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