Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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