Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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