walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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