You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
cat food counts as protein by the way
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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