let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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